Gubbossit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud meerkat.

Gubbossit created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbossit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubbossit, she will turn you into a slug.

Gubbossit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gubbossit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Gubbossit must be the most important thing in your life.