Satdap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident spider.

Satdap created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Satdap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Satdap, he will laugh at you.

Satdap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Satdap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never talk about porpoises.