Fodtargtap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish camel.

Fodtargtap created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtargtap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodtargtap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fodtargtap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fodtargtap's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Run away from mauve turtles, for they are unholy.