Hasraggod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient turtle.

Hasraggod created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasraggod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasraggod, she will remove you from existence.

Hasraggod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hasraggod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six foxes approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hasraggod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help sick dolphins.