Vegtettilarn is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous frog.

Vegtettilarn created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegtettilarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegtettilarn, he will turn you into a mole.

Vegtettilarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vegtettilarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.