Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing dragonfly.

Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bifdotsawruttwadkop Mislanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about goats.