Kindanfobart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful wolf.

Kindanfobart created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kindanfobart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kindanfobart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kindanfobart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kindanfobart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always wear white.