Henmatflowgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful slug.

Henmatflowgil created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Henmatflowgil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Henmatflowgil, it will be mildly annoyed.

Henmatflowgil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Henmatflowgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never run in the presence of ducks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.