Neggabgubcanbig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless lizard.

Neggabgubcanbig created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggabgubcanbig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Neggabgubcanbig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Neggabgubcanbig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Neggabgubcanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Worship no other gods but Neggabgubcanbig.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Put Neggabgubcanbig first in all things.