Nignurlomin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, impressive ferret.

Nignurlomin created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nignurlomin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nignurlomin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nignurlomin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nignurlomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.