Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic bird.

Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bagbessjabcetflabfenmon.

3. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help cats.