Vinlagdin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring deer.

Vinlagdin created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinlagdin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinlagdin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vinlagdin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vinlagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Do not covet oxen.