Nibfadflow is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying weasel.

Nibfadflow created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibfadflow, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfadflow, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nibfadflow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nibfadflow's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Nibfadflow's priests.

4. Do not take Nibfadflow's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.