Tadhomgar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair bear.

Tadhomgar created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadhomgar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadhomgar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tadhomgar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tadhomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadhomgar first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear brown ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.