Dudnatgad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage monkey.

Dudnatgad created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudnatgad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudnatgad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dudnatgad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dudnatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. You must love Dudnatgad.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. You must never eat parsnips.
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