Zennart Damkabtaillarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage squirrel.

Zennart Damkabtaillarg created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zennart Damkabtaillarg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zennart Damkabtaillarg, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zennart Damkabtaillarg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zennart Damkabtaillarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zennart Damkabtaillarg's name in vain.

2. Hide if three badgers approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zennart Damkabtaillarg.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.