Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous camel.

Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon, she will turn you into a rock.

Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Capbodsigdubnuttbussadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into green rooms.