Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak beaver.

Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gomxucquafbapbogqueegyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help dolphins.
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