Zandodhab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic shrew.

Zandodhab created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zandodhab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zandodhab, it will come to you in dreams.

Zandodhab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zandodhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Zandodhab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your feet blue.
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