Ligbedlat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise wyrm.

Ligbedlat created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbedlat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligbedlat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ligbedlat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ligbedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Ligbedlat on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.