Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate skunk.

Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Litpang Sanzigsaf Gudtinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.