Zogwegfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust goose.

Zogwegfum created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogwegfum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogwegfum, she will ignore you.

Zogwegfum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zogwegfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.