Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent newt.

Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar, it will turn you into a frog.

Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flambossabwapzanwitmidcar.