Wodlibflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest lion.

Wodlibflow created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodlibflow, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wodlibflow, it will remove you from existence.

Wodlibflow's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wodlibflow's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three porpoises approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.