Sagbudfardap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered cow.

Sagbudfardap created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbudfardap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagbudfardap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sagbudfardap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sagbudfardap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.