Tafjinkip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able fairy.

Tafjinkip created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafjinkip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafjinkip, it will not invite you to parties.

Tafjinkip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tafjinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not listen to music.