Arnpasrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive shark.

Arnpasrag created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpasrag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arnpasrag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arnpasrag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Arnpasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Arnpasrag.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.