Queegzedkip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless duck.

Queegzedkip created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegzedkip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegzedkip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegzedkip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Queegzedkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Queegzedkip on top of all buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.