Nullinmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless camel.

Nullinmat created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullinmat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullinmat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nullinmat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nullinmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.