Stafnegdab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless sheep.

Stafnegdab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafnegdab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafnegdab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stafnegdab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stafnegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.