Dubsigfomteenlopbadort is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain walrus.

Dubsigfomteenlopbadort created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubsigfomteenlopbadort, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubsigfomteenlopbadort, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dubsigfomteenlopbadort's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dubsigfomteenlopbadort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.