Fubhubarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent wombat.

Fubhubarn created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubhubarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubhubarn, it will be very sad.

Fubhubarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fubhubarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubhubarn.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.