Kimranrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy fish.

Kimranrow created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimranrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimranrow, she will destroy your home planet.

Kimranrow's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kimranrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimranrow.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always take life seriously.