Vedlunfobdimrak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Vedlunfobdimrak created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlunfobdimrak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vedlunfobdimrak, it will send you a sign.

Vedlunfobdimrak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vedlunfobdimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed limes to geese while wearing turquoise trousers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about gravity.
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