Dutdodomt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered badger.

Dutdodomt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dutdodomt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutdodomt, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dutdodomt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dutdodomt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always obey Dutdodomt's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat rice.