Cissbatligbusort is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving grasshopper.

Cissbatligbusort created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbatligbusort, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cissbatligbusort, she will strike you with lightening.

Cissbatligbusort's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cissbatligbusort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not kill shrews.