Quagnulfig Mifbosslen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty gerbil.

Quagnulfig Mifbosslen created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnulfig Mifbosslen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quagnulfig Mifbosslen, he will turn you into a slug.

Quagnulfig Mifbosslen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quagnulfig Mifbosslen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.