Garflanrut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair clam.

Garflanrut created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Garflanrut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Garflanrut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Garflanrut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Garflanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three hamsters approach from the east.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Run away from red frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.