Narmilkim is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable bird.
Narmilkim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Narmilkim, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Narmilkim, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Narmilkim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Narmilkim's Holy Commandments
1. Always help squirrels.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Never wear red rings.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Never pour water over plants.