Tadbissfit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring lion.

Tadbissfit created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tadbissfit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tadbissfit, he will manifest in front of you.

Tadbissfit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tadbissfit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadbissfit first in all things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.