Vilgovpomcendum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful wren.

Vilgovpomcendum created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilgovpomcendum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vilgovpomcendum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vilgovpomcendum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vilgovpomcendum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing green corsets.