Bodgantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm crane.

Bodgantaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgantaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodgantaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bodgantaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bodgantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never jump near shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

5. Never talk about gravity.