Jopsandbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome mole.

Jopsandbog created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopsandbog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jopsandbog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jopsandbog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jopsandbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help sick whales.