Pibquatdit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking jellyfish.

Pibquatdit created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibquatdit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibquatdit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pibquatdit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pibquatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.