Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive sheep.

Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nancantalwikkamarnbotfon's name in vain.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.