Gubbigyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless wren.

Gubbigyarl created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbigyarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gubbigyarl, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gubbigyarl's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gubbigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing violet coats.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt eagles.