Betvontof is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient frog.

Betvontof created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betvontof, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betvontof, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Betvontof's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Betvontof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.