Stikyikvan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless donkey.

Stikyikvan created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikyikvan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikyikvan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stikyikvan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Stikyikvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.