Sissinfub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm eagle.

Sissinfub created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sissinfub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sissinfub, it will strike you with lightening.

Sissinfub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sissinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Sissinfub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.