Lanrowbed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able hamster.

Lanrowbed created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Lanrowbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanrowbed, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lanrowbed's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Lanrowbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.